She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
Randomize
