went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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