I love black thongs
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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