I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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