I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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