Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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