airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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