She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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