So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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