id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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