I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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