do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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