i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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