so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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