Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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