The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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