OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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