I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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