woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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