I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
My bed smells like the plague
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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