but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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