Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
You have to summon your inner elephant
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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