I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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