I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
