He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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