i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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