where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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