fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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