Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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