idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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