I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Randomize
