No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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