Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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