i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
We left an ass print on the piano.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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