So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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