I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
