just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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