if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
