I can text with my tongue
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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