I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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