i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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