Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
