I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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