p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I should be sponsored by Trojan
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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