I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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