sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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