I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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