Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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