Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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