you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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