I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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