You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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