The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I got chris browned last night
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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