i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
last night I used snow as a chaser
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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