what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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