She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize