he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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