he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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