And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize
