He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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